זין על המשטרה

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Posted 3 weeks ago

Oy Gevalt!

Oooops—I accidentally posted a couple of items here instead of on my personal blog.  My bad!

Posted 3 weeks ago
nypl:

This beautiful image is the title page for the Seder Hagadah shel Pesah from the year 1731  (or 5491 for those keeping count on the Jewish Calendar). Wishing everyone a very happy first night of Passover! Save us some charoset!

nypl:

This beautiful image is the title page for the Seder Hagadah shel Pesah from the year 1731  (or 5491 for those keeping count on the Jewish Calendar). Wishing everyone a very happy first night of Passover! Save us some charoset!

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Posted 3 weeks ago

suicideblonde:

*NSYNC - Tearin’ Up My Heart

Posted 1 month ago

siddharthasmama:

deluxvivens:

thearcanetheory:

danidandydaneee:

i had to upload a photo set of these because they are too wonderful.

THIS IS JEWISH! :D

*chortling at exploding heads*

“But there’s no such thing as a Black Jew!”

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Posted 1 month ago

instagram:

Holocaust Remembrance Day (Yom HaShoah)

For more photos from the observation of Yom HaShoah, see the #YomHaShoah and #יוםהשואה hashtags and the a href=”Yad Vashem location page.

From sunset today to sunset tomorrow marks Yom HaShoah (יום השואה), a day to honor the memory of the six million Jews who died in the Holocaust.

Yom HaShoah is a national holiday in Israel, commemorated by speeches by the President and Prime Minister at Yad Vashem, the lighting of six torches by Holocaust survivors, prayers by the chief rabbis and two minutes of silence across the nation. While other countries have their own Holocaust days as well, many Jews around the world also observe the day at home and at important historical sites.

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Posted 1 month ago

JEWISH GIRLS WHEN PASSOVER IS OVER

whatshouldwecallgirls:

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CARB. OVERLOAD.

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Posted 1 month ago

Jewish Problem #166

The real four questions of passover:

  • “When is it over?”
  • “When do we eat?”
  • “May I have more wine?”
  • “Can I please leave my seat?”
Posted 1 month ago

Jewish Problem #165

Your ancestry is primarily European but your family looks mostly Middle Eastern.  You tire of explaining diaspora politics to everyone you meet.

Posted 2 months ago
"G-d, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn’t you choose somebody else for a change?"
– Shalom Aleichem (via schmuckwithtchotchkes)
Posted 2 months ago

Jewish Problem #164

For every occasion there is a corresponding meal.

Posted 2 months ago

On the third night of Hannukah, my bubbe gave to me…

  • three confused goyim,
  • two dreidels spinning, and
  • a bagel with cream cheese!

Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

On the second night of Chanukkah, my bubbe gave to me…two dreidels spinning, and a bagel with cream cheese!

Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago