Oooops—I accidentally posted a couple of items here instead of on my personal blog. My bad!
Posted 3 weeks ago
The real four questions of passover:
- “When is it over?”
- “When do we eat?”
- “May I have more wine?”
- “Can I please leave my seat?”
Your ancestry is primarily European but your family looks mostly Middle Eastern. You tire of explaining diaspora politics to everyone you meet.
"G-d, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn’t you choose somebody else for a change?"
– Shalom Aleichem (via schmuckwithtchotchkes)
For every occasion there is a corresponding meal.
- three confused goyim,
- two dreidels spinning, and
- a bagel with cream cheese!